I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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