But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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