Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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