Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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