Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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