Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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