you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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