so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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