Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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