i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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