is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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