I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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