Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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