I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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