So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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