They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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