Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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