Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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