Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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