I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I am naked and annoyed.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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