Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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