So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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