I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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