please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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