the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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