I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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