I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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