you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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