I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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