Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Text me some of your sweat
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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