: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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