I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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