Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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