Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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