so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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