p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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