is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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