I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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