you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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