id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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