I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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