i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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