That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
my being single is dangerous.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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