how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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