her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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