is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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