I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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