did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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