his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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