Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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