problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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