There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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