I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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