Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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